Educational Malpractice Awards

Would you like to “honor” some of your professors for using your class time (and tuition money) to make fun of your religion, indoctrinate your classmates in their political views, or attack everything you believe is good, right and true?  We are considering award categories.  Here are a few suggestions.  Give us some more ideas or tell us which ones you think we should use.

  1. Joseph Stalin Award For Tolerance of Diverse Ideas
    (“Dare to disagree with me and I just might flunk you!”)
  2. Benedict Arnold Award For Patriotism
  3. Karl Marx Award For Economics
  4. The World Is Flat Award for Junk Science
  5. Content Of His Character Award
    (Yes, the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. was right on both counts:
    We should not judge a man by the color of his skin, and
    We should judge a man by the content of his character.)
  6. Lewis Farrakhan Award For Enhancing Race Relations
  7. The Navigator Award For Staying On Topic
    (Do you wonder how much tuition money you spend listening to PC propaganda?)
  8. The Jimmy Carter Award for Common Sense
  9. Keith Olbermann Award for Intellectual Dishonesty
  10. Pulp Fiction Textbook Award
  11. Use “Comments” to suggest another type of award